This is why you don’t go rock climbing when you’re hungover. This is why you don’t go rock climbing at all. Get stuck in a crack and next thing you know you’re dry heaving all up in your friends face and you’ve got poop smeared all over your ass. And it not just a normal pants crapping. Your ass is all stuck in that harness too. Your cheeks are smushed together and your crap is just spreading all over. Awful.