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Philadelphia Phillies 2nd Baseman, Freddie Galvis, Banned By MLB For Testing Positive For A Banned Substance, Could Have Tested Positive Due To Contaminated Meat, Contaminated Medicine, Or A Woman’s Vagina That Had Been In Contact With Contaminated Medicine

By nardibynature 337 days ago in Sports  |  philly.com  |  WTF News  |  2 comments

Image of Philadelphia Phillies 2nd Baseman, Freddie Galvis, Banned By MLB For Testing Positive For A Banned Substance, Could Have Tested Positive Due To Contaminated Meat, Contaminated Medicine, Or A Woman’s Vagina That Had Been In Contact With Contaminated Medicine

Now, for those of you who want to have an honest discussion about drug-testing, let's take a look at what actually happened yesterday evening when the Phillies announced that rookie infielder Freddy Galvis had been suspended for a drug test that revealed traces of the banned drug Clostebol in his system. A urine sample provided by a utility man who was hitting .226 with a .254 on-base percentage and three home runs returned a positive test that, according to a 2004 study, could have been caused by contaminated meat, contaminated medicine, or a woman's vagina that that had been contaminated with contaminated medicine. The positive test also could have been caused by a light-hitting utility man's decision to ingest an illegal anabolic drug in the hopes of improving his performance and securing a permanent spot on a major league roster.

The reality is that none of us knows anything beyond what the drug test revealed, which, according to a statement issued by Galvis, was a trace amount of Clostebol. The exact amount, according to the player, was 80 parts per trillion, which is the rough equivalent of a drop of ink that has been diluted into 12 million gallons of water. Relatively speaking, such an amount would be at the far end of detectable levels.

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Written by chopwire, 336 days ago.
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Biggest title I've ever seen o these boards lol
Written by wtfpeople, 334 days ago.
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lol I was thinking the same thing chop
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