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<pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 12:32:51 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>Fan kicked out for looking like Jesus</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <img style="float:left;margin-right:10px" src="http://cdn0.wtfnews.org/post_images/Fan_kicked_out_for_looking_like_Jesus_1355446018_5519.jpg" title="Fan kicked out for looking like Jesus" alt="Fan kicked out for looking like Jesus"/> A darts fan was kicked out of a live televised final - because he looked like Jesus.

Nathan Grindal, 33, was enjoying the match between champ Phil Taylor and Kim Huybrechts when some of the crowd noticed the resemblance.

Chants of "Jesus" quickly spread through the 4,500-strong crowd, interrupting play at Butlins in Minehead, Somerset.

Security was called before six bouncers escorted Mr Grindal from the Cash Converters Players' Championship, bei... ]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2012 19:39:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>'Jesus' appears in newspaper watching over little girl</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <img style="float:left;margin-right:10px" src="http://cdn0.wtfnews.org/post_images/_039_Jesus_039_appears_in_newspaper_watching_over_little_girl_1350435471_7751.jpg" title="&amp;#039;Jesus&amp;#039; appears in newspaper watching over little girl" alt="&amp;#039;Jesus&amp;#039; appears in newspaper watching over little girl"/> Parents say a newspaper photo is of Jesus watching their hospitalised little girl.

The photo shows her with what some people claim is the image of Jesus over her right shoulder.

Hannah Roberts, 5, is battling E.coli and has been in hospital for a week since becoming sick after attending the Cleveland County Fair in the US.

More than 35 people have become sick since visiting the fair.

A photo of Hannah in the Gaston Gazette was posted online and has... ]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 16 Oct 2012 20:57:52 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>Kim Kardashian: I'd like to be Jesus for a day</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <img style="float:left;margin-right:10px" src="http://cdn0.wtfnews.org/post_images/Kim_Kardashian_I_039_d_like_to_be_Jesus_for_a_day_1348096917_1067.jpg" title="Kim Kardashian: I&amp;#039;d like to be Jesus for a day" alt="Kim Kardashian: I&amp;#039;d like to be Jesus for a day"/> KIM Kardashian wants to be Jesus for a day. Yes, she said it herself. 

Asked who she would like to be if she could swap lives with anyone in the world for 24 hours, the reality starlet chose the Son of God.

Why?

"Because I think it would be pretty fascinating to see the power that he had," she told news.com.au.
Kardashian was in Sydney yesterday to promote the rebrand of entertainment channel E! and will fly to Melbourne today to spruik weight ... ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2012 19:21:58 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>Artwork Portrays Obama as Jesus</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <img style="float:left;margin-right:10px" src="http://cdn0.wtfnews.org/post_images/Artwork_Portrays_Obama_as_Jesus_1346853249_0564.jpg" title="Artwork Portrays Obama as Jesus" alt="Artwork Portrays Obama as Jesus"/> Street vendors across downtown Charlotte are selling posters and artwork depicting President Obama as Jesus Christ and a fulfillment of prophecy.
 
One poster features an image of the president in prayer with the headline, “Prophecy Fulfilled.” ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2012 09:54:10 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>Sun News : Senior botches 19th-century Jesus artwork</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <img style="float:left;margin-right:10px" src="http://cdn0.wtfnews.org/post_images/Sun_News_Senior_botches_19th_century_Jesus_artwork_1345663528_7294.jpg" title="Sun News : Senior botches 19th-century Jesus artwork" alt="Sun News : Senior botches 19th-century Jesus artwork"/> A churchgoer in her 80s had the best intentions when she attempted to restore a 19th-century fresco of Jesus at a church in Spain. ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 22 Aug 2012 15:25:29 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>Texas man finds Jesus on breakfast tortilla</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <img style="float:left;margin-right:10px" src="http://cdn0.wtfnews.org/post_images/_Texas_man_finds_Jesus_on_breakfast_tortilla__1344413840_7411.jpg" title="Texas man finds Jesus on breakfast tortilla" alt="Texas man finds Jesus on breakfast tortilla"/> Tucked away in the refrigerator and carefully wrapped in foil is a half-eaten breakfast taco with an image of Jesus Christ -- at least that's what 80-year-old Ernesto Garza sees.

It was a typical morning for Garza, who attends La Amistad Adult Daycare in Beeville. He walked into the cafeteria to have his usual bacon and egg breakfast taco. The flour tortillas are all hand made by cooks at the facility. Garza sat down and unwrapped his taco. This time around he was only going to ea... ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 08 Aug 2012 04:17:21 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>Christian outrage as Basic Instinct director plans film of Jesus being the child of Roman soldier who raped Virgin Mary</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <img style="float:left;margin-right:10px" src="http://cdn0.wtfnews.org/post_images/Christian_outrage_as_Basic_Instinct_director_plans_film_of_Jesus_being_the_child_of_Roman_soldier_who_raped_Virgin_Mary_1340738533_6332.jpg" title="Christian outrage as Basic Instinct director plans film of Jesus being the child of Roman soldier who raped Virgin Mary" alt="Christian outrage as Basic Instinct director plans film of Jesus being the child of Roman soldier who raped Virgin Mary"/> The script has not even been written yet, but a film disputing the immaculate conception of Jesus is already causing controversy.  

Paul Verhoeven, who worked on the 1992 film Basic Instinct, will direct the film which will suggest that Jesus is not the son of God and instead he was conceived after his mother Mary was raped by a Roman soldier. 

The film will be based on Verhoeven's 2010 book, Jesus of Nazareth, which discounts the events commonly attributed to t... ]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jun 2012 15:22:14 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>Parents' outrage over student poster depicting JESUS saying 'I want you to kill all infidels' in elementary school</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <img style="float:left;margin-right:10px" src="http://cdn0.wtfnews.org/post_images/Parents_039_outrage_over_student_poster_depicting_JESUS_saying_039_I_want_you_to_kill_all_infidels_039_in_elementary_school__1339355531_19.jpg" title="Parents&amp;#039; outrage over student poster depicting JESUS saying &amp;#039;I want you to kill all infidels&amp;#039; in elementary school" alt="Parents&amp;#039; outrage over student poster depicting JESUS saying &amp;#039;I want you to kill all infidels&amp;#039; in elementary school"/> The parents of a second grade student at Fresno's Hamilton Elementary School are launching a crusade for the administration to tear down some student art.

In the entrance of the California school, a series of 'help wanted' posters are displayed, which were made by students learning about The Crusades, a series of Christian religious wars.

In one poster, Jesus points at the viewer like Uncle Sam and demands 'I want you to kill all infidels.'

And ... ]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 10 Jun 2012 15:12:12 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>Who doesn't like a moldy shower with Jesus in it?</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <img style="float:left;margin-right:10px" src="http://cdn0.wtfnews.org/post_images/Who_doesn_039_t_like_a_moldy_shower_with_Jesus_in_it__1338560915_5748.jpg" title="Who doesn&amp;#039;t like a moldy shower with Jesus in it?" alt="Who doesn&amp;#039;t like a moldy shower with Jesus in it?"/> Mold from the shower or Jesus? That's the question one Splendora family is asking and their answer couldn't be more clear - it has to be Jesus.

Inside a moldy shower, the likeness of Jesus has caused a family and a community to believe that there's a holy vision among them.

"People say your house is blessed," Splendora resident Chyanna Richards told KTRK. "I see the head, the hair, a cloak." Richards would later add: "Maybe it means something. Ma... ]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2012 10:28:36 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>Jesus F**k Bucket... what?</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <img style="float:left;margin-right:10px" src="http://cdn0.wtfnews.org/post_images/Jesus_F_k_Bucket_what__1335340572_8207.jpg" title="Jesus F**k Bucket... what?" alt="Jesus F**k Bucket... what?"/> Don't even know what the hell this means but it's awesome ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2012 03:56:13 -0400</pubDate>
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