Must be one kicker of a baby to be causing such anti-social behaviour to get the cops involved :).
"A pregnant Lincoln woman was shocked when police threatened her unborn child with an Asbo.
Charlotte Childs, 33, was invited to attend a meeting to discuss her naughty son, reports The Mirror.
The letter even addressed her baby by one of the names she and husband Damien, 29, are planning to give him.
Charlotte, who is 36 weeks' pregnant, said: "The letter said there had been an incident of anti-social behaviour and our child was identified.
"I would love to know how a 36-week-old foetus has managed to go to the park and cause trouble without me noticing.
"I find the whole thing hilarious, especially as I'm this close to having my first child.""