This cheeky cyclist gave police a good look at his credentials - after he was flashed by a speed camera in Poland.
Traffic cops in Bialy Bor went to arrest the rider - then fully clothed - when he raced through a 30mph speed trap just over the limit.
But by the time they'd caught up with him they found him nude except for wearing his pants on his head.
Police spokesman Waldemar Lada said: "He was fined twice - once for speeding and again for indecent exposure."
The cyclist Piotr Chmielewski - who was £200 poorer by the end of his journey - had claimed he was wearing a thong.