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Rule number one of being a part-time rink attendant: Don't drink and Zamboni.

Joel K. Bruss's blood-alcohol level of 0.32 percent put him four times over Minnesota's legal driving limit when pee-wee hockey players and their parents were treated to watching the 34-year-old swivel and swerve across the ice, the Star Tribune reports.

Those witnesses called cops on Jan. 30 to report that Bruss was literally bouncing off the walls.