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Has something embarrassing ever happened to you, or him while in the sack?via

Red Eye
“One day my boyfriend and I were sneaking in some early morning action and I took a moment to come up for air. Unfortunately my boyfriend also chose this moment to orgasm without warning, shooting a steady stream into my eye. I don’t know what he had been eating but it felt like someone poured lemon juice in my eye.

“It got so red that the entire day people kept asking me what was wrong because it looked as if I had been crying. After the third inquiry it took some restraint for me to not say, ‘Yes I’m fine, my boyfriend just came in my eye.’ “