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Hannibal Lechter Goes Shopping at Whole Foods
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Read MoreWTF Is Wrong with WTF?
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Read MoreOrifice of Delpi: Don’t Be Puttin’ Things Where They Don’t Belong
According to our most reliable source, the NY Post: “Over half of the items found lodged in the caboose are sex...
Read MoreOops I Did It Again! Oedipus Hex
Talk about daddy issues! Now here’s a girl who will need therapy for the rest of her life…. Share via: More
Read MoreA Market Place for Everything? Used Condoms Coming Soon
Some might see this evolution in the used products as a sticky situation but at the right price it jusr goes...
Read MoreJustice Kavanugh’s Favorite Chart: “I like beer. I still like beer!”
Brett Cavanaugh is America’s #1 beer fan. He liked beer in college although he has problems recalling some questionable behavior under...
Read MoreTo Z or Not to Z: Gender Wars Continue
Sporting presumably prosthetic size Z breasts, trans-gender Shop Teacher Kayla Lemieux was removed from her position at a previous school which...
Read MoreCareful What You Wish For: Shark Fulfills Divers Final Request
Diver Randy Fry had said that if he had to go, he “wanted it to be in the water.” Well, he...
Read MoreAfter Researcher Has Sexual Relationship with Peter the Dolphin; Heartbroken Peter Commits Suicide
This has got to be one of the craziest stories ever. It involves NASA, Carl Sagan, LSD, a committed and sexually...
Read MoreResearcher Has Sex with a Dolphin; Dolphin Commits Suicide
Dolphin’s have urges too. Researcher Margaret Howe Lovatt, not to be confused with Jennifer Love Hewitt took her NASA -funded research...
Read MoreIt’s Howdy Doody Time! A Lot of Bull Shit in the Front Seat
The bull known as Howdy Doody somehow managed to finagle a literal front row seat. The front seat will need a...
Read MoreYa’ Better Look Twice: Shame on You for Having a Dirty Mind
Check this concert photo carefully before you come to any conclusions. It’s not what you think and if you think it...
Read MoreExtinct-ential Marketing Challenge: Giant Meatball of Extinct Mammoth Unveiled in The Netherlands
Scientists have created a giant meatball from the extracted DNA of an extinct Woolly Mammoth. The only more vexing marketing challenge...
Read MoreQAnon Dream for a Second Term: Donald with New Big Mac Putin Putinesca and Xi Whiz
The real goal of the alt-right is to rebrand McDonalds and to change the menu to their Maximum Leader’s favorite versions...
Read MoreMaking Hay: The $1 Billion Mug Shot
Making hay already. The historic mug shot at the Fulton County Jail has also assured Donald Trump an historic cash haul...
Read MoreUnless You’re the Lead Dog, the View Always Remains the Same
Sam Zell, the recently-deceased real estate mogul and notorious Grave Dancer for picking up the corporate carcusses of dying companies always...
Read MoreGirl Charged With Sodomy and Gorilla Pornography?
It’s illegal to show gorilla’s under 800 lbs porno videos in the state of Iowa. Judge sentences her to spend two...
Read MoreCancel Culture: Just Can’t Say Nothin’ No More More
Cancel culture strikes again. We are in deep doodoo when callin like it is gets you canceled by all the other...
Read MoreThis Ad Was Paid for by the Committee to Elect Ron De Santis
He’s soooo cute. A McDonalds a day keeps Mufasa Away. De Santis punks Disney and Trump in one fell swoop. Share...
Read MoreFor Christ’s Sake Mom, Stop Licking So Damn Hard
The only spotless giraffe known to exist has caused great confusion in the scientific and conservation communities. Is this baby giraffe...
Read MoreWorld Bank Shocked to Discover the Poor Need More Money
Seems the World Bank has a real flair for the obvious. Let us fill you in: other than the 1%, EVERYONE...
Read MoreFree, Gently Used Hot Dogs for Lunch? Pork Tartare Anyone?
These gently-used hotdogs debunk the saying that there’s no such thing as a “free lunch. ” But not sure “free” overcomes...
Read MoreSomething Sounds a Little Fishy with the Statistics Department
If you were to include all dead female teenagers ten years after they died in the statistical study I guess this...
Read MoreNuclear Explosions Pose Risk for Planet? Really?
With two of the world’s most irresponsible major powers in possession of nearly 13,000 nuclear warheads (Russia: 6500, US: 6,499) the...
Read MoreFederal Legalization of Cannabis Sent to Joint Committee of Congress, Chances of Passage Are High
While medical and recreational cannabis has been legalized in many states, legalization at the federal level has been quite elusive. But...
Read MoreGay Manatee To Face Mana-cide and Incest Charges for Rough Sex with Brother.
High-intensity sex between two male sibling manatees has created an opportunity for Governor Ron De Santis to euthanize all male manatees...
Read MoreShocking News: Sewers Smell Like Sh*t!
Imagine city officials discovering the source of foul odors is coming from the sewers. No shit, Sherlock. Share via: More
Read MoreNot Sure the Correction Was Necessary
What self-respecting drummer wouldn’t be on drugs? The correction requires further investigation. Share via: More
Read MoreWait Till He Finds Finds Out That It’s a Pork Kebab.
Not sure how one confuses an ISIS Commander for a slab of beef but I sure wouldn’t say anything. Messing with...
Read MoreParrot Owners Beware: The Curse of the Cursing Parrots
LONDON — A British zoo has had to separate five foul-mouthed African Grey parrots who keepers say were encouraging each other to...
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