willgreenlee 196 days ago in General
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A woman told police she was struck in the face by a cheesecake while walking down the street. Not a single slice, but an entire cheesecake, which "made her eye swell and bruise," according to a recently released Fort Pierce police report.
Firing a couple of shots into kitty litter can have some stinky consequences. David Ciullo, 53, found that out the hard way the eveni... [Read More]
Is a hungry thief with an appetite for timepieces behind a recent home burglary on Avenue L in Fort Pierce? The apparent food burglar... [Read More]
In terms of alleged meat crimes, this one was fairly high stakes. Eight packages of steaks valued at $131.68 -- all said to have been... [Read More]
Is a toilet paper burglar floating around in Fort Pierce? Some might conclude that after a recent report of a home break-in in the 30... [Read More]
Despite claims that "Obama owns this mother(expletive)!" and that "Y'all can't do (expletive) to me," a 20-year-old woman was jailed ... [Read More]