BabyBangs.com – Our patent pending HAIR+band accessory combination allows baby girl’s (with little or no hair at all) the opportunity to have a beautifully realistic HAIR style in a SNAP!! It’s quick, easy and baby barely knows it’s there.
This is fantastic. Sure, it was originally a simple SNL joke about the stresses of Male Infantile Baldness, but now it’s a completely necessary invention. Because let’s face it, ladies: your baby is really only here to bring you attention. Whether it’s from the father or from your friends or from your co-workers, if your baby isn’t bringing you enough attention it really isn’t doing its job.
Nobody wants to see pictures of a bald baby. And if nobody likes your bald baby, then nobody’s going to be talking to you about your baby. In which case all that breastfeeding and changing and not smothering her and burying her one state over would have been for nothing. Baby Bangs are just a clever way to ensure your baby looks cute and people keep talking about it. And you. But mostly you.