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I don’t think I’ll survive the week if I have to go through my life without this $2,010 Jil Sander raincoat. Just knowing it’s out there…haunting me…is enough to drive your boy to the edge of the Ben Franklin. Just look at this thing. We’re talking 100% transparent Polyurethane super-swagger. Bitches will literally be trying to suck your dick through the jacket. Easily the best two grand you can spend. Sure, you COULD sponsor a starving child and give them food and water for almost 6 years with the money you spend on this see-through raincoat, but why would those kids even want money from a broke scrub who can’t even afford transparent outwear? I sure as hell wouldn’t.