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Florida toilet paper taker may not be flush with cash

By willgreenlee 297 days ago in General  |  tcpalm.com  |  Funny News  |  No comments

Image of Florida toilet paper taker may not be flush with cash

The take in the Florida burglary won't wipe clean any records, and it apparently didn't even leave the perpetrator flush with cash. In fact, the only thing that appeared stolen was a single roll of toilet paper.

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