VIRGIN Atlantic airline staff have revealed the most bizarre questions asked by passengers on flights, with "Can you turn the engines down, they're too noisy!" topping the list.
In a survey of 3000 Virgin Atlantic cabin crew, common questions from passengers ranged from "Please can the Captain stop the turbulence?" to "Is there a McDonald's on board?"
It seems many passengers get confused about the delicacies of pressurised cabins, with many asking if windows can be opened.
They also overestimate what it's like on a plane, and have been known to ask for directions to the showers, and where the children's playroom is.
Crew members also revealed they have been asked to book in massages for Barbie dolls, entertain rowdy children, and even help find a missing glass eye.