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Arnold Schwarzenegger To Star With Heidi Montag and Joan Rivers In "Conan The Barbarian Vs. The Plastic Vampires From Hell" funny satire story

By bizarre 866 days ago in Entertainment | thespoof.com | Funny News | 2 comments

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HOLLYWOOD - The Tinsel Town Times Tribune is reporting that the former governor of the Left Coast state of California has just signed with Cripple Creek Films to star in Sheboygan Saddlewood's epic motion picture Conan The Barbarian Vs. The Plastic Vampires From Hell.

Schwarzenegger confided to his agent Timmy Flaphickler that he desperately needed a movie role as his checking account has dipped way down into the six figures.

After this lame comeback movie he better do Expendables 2, and True Lies 2!

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