Florida Man Headlocks His Mom Because She Used His Taco Sauce
By BruceLee 436 days ago in General | miaminewtimes.com | Funny News
Good Mexican-food God, what is it with Floridians, weird crime and tacos? Christopher Phillips, 23 of Manatee County, found out th... [Read More]
Florida Teen Tries to Rob Porn Store With Gun, Gets Talked Into Filling Out a Job Application Instead
By BruceLee 436 days ago in General | miaminewtimes.com | Funny News
Cody Conner, 17, walked into an adult novelty store in Debary with a loaded gun and intended to stick-up the cashier. Instead, the em... [Read More]
Florida Cop Dresses as Electric Company Worker to Snoop For Pot Without Warrant
By BruceLee 445 days ago in Law & Politics | miaminewtimes.com | WTF News
Florida cops, it seems, will do just about anything to find that marijuana plant growing in your closet. The U.S. Supreme Court will ... [Read More]
Florida Man Bites Police Car, Causes $600 in Damage To Paint Job
By wtfpeople 450 days ago in Law & Politics | miaminewtimes.com | Funny News
The Santa Rosa County tooth fairy must be pissed this morning. Thanks to a local man named Eric Scott who was allegedly on one hell o... [Read More]
Don King's Truck Full of 30,000 Turkeys Hijacked
By wtfpeople 520 days ago in General | miaminewtimes.com | WTF News
Don King, a man known for his boxing promotion and superawesome hair, wanted to give back to the South Florida community. So he loade... [Read More]
Fake Doctor Injected Cement and Fix-A-Flat Into Patient's Butt
By BruceLee 550 days ago in General | miaminewtimes.com | WTF News
"Dr." Oneal Morris has a very literal solution for patients looking to add a little junk to their trunks. She literally injected a wo... [Read More]
Convicted Pedophile Sues Florida Prison System For Making Him Eat Soy
By BruceLee 557 days ago in Law & Politics | miaminewtimes.com | Funny News
In order to keep food costs down, the Florida prison system routinely substitutes about half of the meat product in inmates' meals wi... [Read More]
Toddler Dies After Grandmother Runs Him Over With A Lawnmower
By wtfpeople 562 days ago in General | miaminewtimes.com | WTF News
Police in Titusville, a town near the Kennedy Space Center, are investigating a gruesome tragedy this morning. Local police say a 19-... [Read More]
Woman Tossed Used Condoms at Store Clerk Before Exposing Herself
By BruceLee 577 days ago in Law & Politics | miaminewtimes.com | Funny News
A woman in Gainesville stands accused of verbally assaulting a female store clerk at a Kangaroo convenience store, dumping a bag of u... [Read More]
PETA Mocks Florida Shark Attack Victim in Stupid New Ad
By wtfpeople 599 days ago in General | miaminewtimes.com | WTF News
No matter how much you may love animals, can we just all agree that PETA has become the worst? They're obnoxious turds who actually k... [Read More]
Fidel Castro Memorabilia Selling Like Hotcakes, Including Golden Gun
By wtfpeople 751 days ago in General | miaminewtimes.com | Funny News
News flash, Miami: Fidel Castro ain't dead yet. But a pre-death run on Fidel memorabilia and signatures is driving prices through the... [Read More]
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