What the hell is wrong with people in Florida? In the past week they've had stories about a naked guy on LSD that was eating another guy's face, a woman who masturbated on a highway for everyone to see, a guy who intentionally urinated on a woman, and this is the 2nd story in the past 4 days of a guy going into a strip club and leaving a kid in the car. The only normal person in the state seems to be the high school girl that got banned from school because she stopped a group of girls from bullying a mentally disabled student.
She looked like she didn't want to jump when she was holding onto the plane for dear life. Wonder if she had a feeling it wasn't going to go well. Can't believe they basically threw her out of the plane. She's lucky she didn't fall compeltely out of the harness.
When I read this article, the first thing that popped into my mind was a song that I heard not too long ago on a college radio station. It's called Constipation Blues. I couldn't stop laughing when I heard it. I believe the song was recorded in 1969. Here's a link to the song on youtube - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hks_t-HzSc
Did anyone else find it ironic that the poor girl's last name is Skidmore? She's going to need counseling. I can imagine the kids calling her Skidmark for the rest of her life.